you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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