Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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