I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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