the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize