Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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