Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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