you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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