She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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