I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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