? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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