he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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