god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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