apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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