fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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