It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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