So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
false alarm, still single
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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