Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Someone signed my nipple.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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