where am i from again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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