so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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