it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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