Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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