How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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