If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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