Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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