honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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