its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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