is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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