If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I know her cup size but not her name....
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