this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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