Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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