VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i barfeds in our rink
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
