Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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