benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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