he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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