oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
