I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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