whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people