i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night