Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
wow bdsm is so cute
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
