If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day