So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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