But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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