I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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