New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
All the doctor said was why
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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