Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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