Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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