seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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