Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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