..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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