Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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