Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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