She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We need to rekindle our bromance
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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