your room smells of hookers.
And success
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't deserve a penis
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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