I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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