and you said cock pushups were impossible
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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