He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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