I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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