I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
nutella sex= disaster
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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